What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the irony of life according to you?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

When Trump blames DEI, isn't he just saying "it must be because there's black or brown people involved"?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy